Confused teen had apparently swallowed hallucinogenic mushrooms, possibly dropped some acid, got lost and just "thought" his leg was broken so he called mommy.
Leading to full scale successful SAR search...
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — A mommy's frantic 911 plea for help finding her supposedly injured teen son lost in the Santa Cruz Mountains led to an expensive search that ended with rescuers locating the youth tripping on drugs.
Eighteen-year-old Matthew Rosenberg had used his cellular telephone Monday night to call his mommy and tell her he tripped,(In more ways than one), broke his leg and was lost.
But Cal Fire Capt. Bill Finch says the Los Gatos High School senior idiot didn't break his leg, adding the teen had apparently swallowed hallucinogenic mushrooms, possibly dropped some acid and just "thought" his leg was broken.
Finch says the teen "was really gorked" when rescuers found him standing at the bottom of a ravine. The cost of the search was estimated at up to $10,000.
The teen's father Mark Rosenberg says the boy will be punished, adding "he probably won't get to use the car for a while."
Tags: Idiot, teen, heres your sign!, gorked